I hear you have a foot fetish, so I thought you\'d appreciate my new pair of shoes.  True story. I picked them out as I was trying on different pairs of shoes at the store and I saw a guy watching me.  When I slide this pair on, I saw him get a bit flustered and excited.  That\'s when I knew I had the right pair on.  Why don\'t you come a little closer and give my shoes and feet the attention they deserve?